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What do a "Rat say" to a "Cat"
on Valentines Day?


Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jaande doon.

Two sardars in US eating Hotdog for the 1st time. Sardr1 opens the bread, looks inside,feels embrased n asks Sardr 2,
"Which part of the dog did u get?

Santa: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so foggy that i cannot see.

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa: That is great, I will take two of them.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn"t notice"

Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi...

A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @ 15.25, it"s loss or profit? student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise.

Pappu: while filling up a form.
Dad: what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long

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