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Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.


SHE IS HOT!
SHE IS SWEET!
SHE ALWAYS NEED A LIP 4 KISS
WHOLE WORLD MAD 4 HER!
WHO!
WHO IS SHE?

DO U KNOW?


"TEA"
CHAI PIYO, MAST
JIYO................................


TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IFEARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER?
SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH.


I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tats how u...eat an ice cream!


Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy


A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."


Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi...


******VALENTINEDHAMAKA OFFER ****** send yourgirlfriendto me &get a child free Hurry up ¤First¤ ¤¤10 winners¤¤¤¤will get¤¤*¤¤TWINS¤¤*....*


1 larki nay 7 bachoo koo janum diya.
bed se utar tay hi us nay app nay husband ko tapar mara. or kaha mai nai kaha tha na k kotay wala style teekh nahe.


Chacha chachi donon lafangay,
so rahay thay donon nangay,
chachi ko lagi thand,
chacha nay dia lund,
chachi boli yah kia gund,
chacha bola machine gun,
dhasaan dhasan.. dhasaan dhasaan...




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