Sardar Joke Sms Page 4


Ek sardar gusse main: Oyye, main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !! Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga !!

Q. What frustrates a Sardar? ... A. When his wife delivers twins & he can"t find the father of the second child.

Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe ...... EVERY YEAR :-)

Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto

Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because he remembered what guruji told him.. "musibat jitni choti ho utni achchi!"

Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor. Actor: wat if i die? Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It"s the last scene.....

Sardarji fixed his marriage on 2nd May. He sent invitation to his friends like this.. "Marriage is on May 2nd. Please come on 1st night.

Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..

Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail"



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